Tuesday, 6 June 2017

Drunky Cocamo is going to blog!

Hi it is Drunky Cocamo, Sooke BC prophet thanks to the insight provided by the incredible Cocamovision Viewall. 

First of all, I am not the only Prophet, Guru or Spiritual Guide in Sooke. There are a number of  REPURIFIED GURUS in Sooke so I thought why not become a Repurified Guru, some of the Gurus must have had quite the repurification. 

I will get on to the produce of the Viewall in succeeding blogs. The greatest idea has come to me:    A guru repurification studio would be fantastic. I need help, who knows about how to do the actual Guru Repurification? I can handle most of the chores, website, pictures, phony testimonials, pictures of me from before I drank and stuff as after and me from a few years back, so impure looking, as before pictures Take a look on Drunkycocamovision youtube channel, I am totally gross laying there drunk all pale and deathly looking in a pile of beer cans. It does feel cool to just let go, as so many know. I have a number of Sleven Harpler appearances on the channel and Royal Succession.

I have had guiding vision after guiding vision and have 17 followers after completing Guru Repurification , is what like anyone could say to lure in potential Gurus needing Repurification. Really Cool fee structure: should do it like those phony $5000. Herbfarm courses.

Go to photos of Repurified Guru surrounded by kneeling alcolytes with Rolex he is checking and Lexus in the background.  Zoom motherfuch(oops no profanity!) Zoom, I am a Self Repurified Guru done right here at Drunkycocamovision Guru Repurification Pinnacle Top Studio, Sooke's top con, invest now.


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