DICKWHACKED: DRUNKY'S WORST NIGHTMARE

In that I am a Caricature and Cartoon Character you would think that a few Nightmares would not bother me.

This would not be correct, my Nightmares are more gripping and tearing and real than you could possibly imagine. They are horrific. My Caricature Life is really great. 

My nightmare starts with recurring recuts of that Whitehouse Intern rushing at poor old Jim Acosta and making one of those terrifying to Caricature men grabs at he cylindrical object which it is obvious that he cherishes deeply as he clutches it with both hands to his chest protectively.

We are all familiar with leverage, the longer the lever the greater the force. I am dreaming my Cartoon Caricature Dreams and suddenly a woman who looks like the intern grabs forcefully for my prized possession. I protectively held it by the base and she levered it dramatically so I got my second hand on to my dick. She grabs it with HER second hand towards the top. You know how the cartoons are made, over and over cut cut redo redo so as usual she grabs it over and over again while she changes in and out of various outfits and it gets so hard it becomes brittle and she snaps it off just above my lower hand. 

I WOKE SCREAMING IN TERROR BUT THE SOUND WAS OFF ON THE COMPUTER SO I SCREAMED IN ACTUAL SILENCE. NO ONE WOULD HEAR OR CARE AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN SHE SNAPS IT OFF AND RUNS OFF AND GIVES IT TO DONALD TRUMP! HE HEADS OFF TO THAT LIVE DONOR TRANSPLANT SERVICE AND I WOULD BET HE WILL TRY TO FIND SOME WAY TO SHOW IT OFF ON NATIONAL TV.