TWELVE AND THREE QUARTERS

I AM TWELVE AND THREE QUARTERS SO I SHOULD HAVE MY OWN CAR AND MY OWN APARTMENT EVEN THOUGH I COULD HAVE TO WAIT TIL I WAS THIRTEEN. 

I don't have to clean my room because I am not thirteen I am twelve and three quarters. I don't have to budget or pay debts because I have a Daddy who will pay, I am only twelve in this case even if it is Twelve and Three Quarters I am.

When I had the three children I wasentitled to be the operator ofmy own business, but seeing that I was still only Twelve, Daddy would pay. My marriage Daddy had to pay for whatever I wanted as a Pre-teen Queen Mother Boss.

THIS IS FOR ALWAYS TOO, I WILL REMAIN A TWELVE YEAR OLD GOING ON THIRTEEN, FOREVER, WHEE!