PISSPOLE. SHITSTICK & CADAVERCLUB

COCAMO BROS ARE SEEKING INVESTORS

COCAMO CROWD CONTROL INNOVATION

LAW ENFORCEMENT COULD CAUSE CROWDS TO RETREAT REVOLTED AND SICKENED BUT, UNHARMED.

As a Preliminary Repulse and Scatter Tactic, long flexible poles with absorptive material at the business end could be urinated upon by enforcement officers and the crowd would be swabbed.

Quick Response teams would rush in with pre prepared Shit Sticks. This product could be manufactured in sewage treatment byproduct production facilities. A Tube O Poop would have a plunger that would extrude ShitStick plopping it onto the rioters.

Even if rioters were capable of enduring being smeared with urine and basted in feces, CorpseClub should repulse them.

Manufactured with genuine rotting corpse essences and extracts, CorpseClub should have virtually anyone doubled over barfing.

COCAMOBROS: INVEST IN INNOVATION!

Postscript: News reports reflect a much more serious intent to the Capitol Riot but it is ironic that the rioters urinated in the offices and defecateted as well. I still think the PissPole and ShitStick would work to repulse the crowd. CorpseClubs in the shape of rotting limbs might be effective.