THE ROYAL DOGCATCHER ACADEMY

YOU JUST WILL NOT BELIEVE THE DREAM I HAD ABOUT LAW ENFORCEMENT TRAINING AT THE PREEMINENT GOVERNMENT FACILITY.

BELIEVE IT OR NOT THEY DID NOT ALL START OUT AS COUNTERINTELLIGENCE.

TO REDUCE THE REJECTION RATE ENTRANCE REQUIREMENTS WERE REDUCED TO THOSE REQUIRED TO ENTER TRAINING TO BE AN ANIMAL CONTROL OFFICER.

THE SLOGAN IS: "THE CREAM OF THE CROP WILL RISE TO THE TOP."

THROUGH CLUSTERING AND DUE TO FLATULENCE LIKE A SCUM THEY ALL ROSE!

FACED WITH A DILEMMA IT WAS DECIDED THAT ANY CANDIDATES THAT ANIMALS HATED WOULD HAVE TO BE KICKED UP INTO JOBS AT POLICE DEPARTMENTS. 

OH MY GOD, HOW REAL IS THIS DREAM?