SELF CONGRATULATION AT THE BILLBOARD AWARDS WITH THE FAT BLACK CATS STROKING THEMSELVES LAVISHLY. BLANCO ACEDEMIA, APEING THE OLD WHITE BOY'S NETWORK THEY LOVE-HATE , MEET AS FELLOWS AND GRAND FELLOWS AT OUR ALSO HUGELY EXPENSIVE UNIVERSITIES TO SELF CONGRATULATE.

YOU MET IN CONVOCATION,

WHAT WAS THE REVELATION?

T'WAS JUST MORE CONGRATULATION,

PROMOTING YOUR CONGRATULATION.

DID YOU THINK UP 

SOMETHING NEW?

DID YOU DRINK UP

THE INTELLECTUAL BREW?

WAS THIS THE POINTLESS ANEW?

SIMPLY AN EXERCISE, OTHERWISE,

JUST SOMETHING TO DO?