CATCHING GILDED TURDS

IRRESISTIBLE BRIGHT FLASHING GOLD AS ONLY PURE GOLD CAN BE, THE GILDED TURDS FLEW. PLATED OBJECTS ARE A DEEP LUMINOUS GOLD COLOR. A SKILLFULLY FLUNG GILDED TURD WOULD LIKELY BE CAUGHT BY THE INTENDED TARGET. QUICKLY THE TURD WOULD SHED ITS GILDING AND DISINTEGRATE.

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